2 Hoegaardens, 2 Tequila shots and 1 Margarita later, I developed a strange Aussie accent that led me to introduce myself as Pauline Hanson (don't ask me why I did that... people do stupid things when inebriated) and Cheryl as my One Nation party member. That part of the evening, I'd much rather forget. But we had a great time chilling at Wala's with the groovy band. Cheryl and Sab, I hope I've converted you to groupies! Favourite part of the evening - screaming out the songs along with the band. Least favourite part of the evening - the many trips to the bathroom. Which has a shiny floor. I kept telling Cheryl the floor was wet and dirty but she assured me it was just shiny. One of us must have been drunk. I hope it was her (although I highly doubt it!). I shall now attempt to list my party mates' favourite and least favourite parts of the evening:

Cheryl
Favourite part - having that sugary sweet sms conversation with beau, David (Hi Dave!!).
Least favourite part - having to endure my constant questions of "Am I ugly???"

Sabrina
Favourite part - getting picked up by that younger guy (who also took off his shirt!!!)
Least favourite part - getting picked up by that younger guy (who also took off his shirt!!!)

But it was fun yes, ladies? I had a great time. Except when I got home and laid my head down on the pillow, I felt all the brain juice flow down to one side of my head. I know I sound like a bimbo now but I must assure you that I am not. I am Pauline Hanson of the One Nation Party.

Thankyouverymuch.