My Eye. It is swollen.

These few months have been horrible health-wise. I'm on MC again. I swear if I continue taking all these drugs, I'm gonna need to check myself into rehab after I've recovered from my ailment.

Anyway, the latest problem is (as wimpy as it is) - sore eyes. So I'm sitting at the desk right, minding my own business when my left eye starts itching. So I do what any normal human being with proper hand-eye-mind coordination would do. I rubbed. And rubbed. The eye.

And so the story continues and eventually I end up with a swollen eyelid. Oh, and my colleagues chased me home cos it's contagious. Anyway, the doctor gave me an eye cream, eye drops and.... *drum roll*..... ANTIBIOTICS!!! I've been on so many different types by now, my body is practically a pharmacy.

And no contact lenses for 2 weeks either.

And in case anyone out there is wondering, no, I was not surfing porn...

The Sun. It is hot.

I am officially sunburnt. So sunburnt that someone remarked I look like a crab. Another colleague hurriedly gave me her brand new tin of Nivea products (I'm actually not supposed to say that 'cos it was a present from someone to her). In fact, I look so horrible that I asked my dad for a lift to work today so I would be spared the humiliation of being seen in public.

So the moral of the story is - don't play Captain's Ball on a hot Sunday arvo without any sunblock.

I repent.