"Sars is the virus that we want to minus" - The SAR-vivor rap

It is true. I kid you not. The Sar-vivor rap is out on CD. Complete with a cover picture of PCK in his yellow boots and all his glory. I worry for the state and future of our country's aesthetic intellect. I am concerned. We seem to be digging our grave deeper with each foul-up. It's not even funny anymore. It's painfully embarrassing and just so... wrong. You know how some CDs come with one or two bonus tracks? The SAR-vivor CD comes with 14. FOUR-TEEN. It includes tracks by Destiny's Child, Anastacia, A1, Jessica Simpson, Las Ketchup and other artistes. My heart bleeds.

In other news, Paul left for Amsterdam today. Lucky you. I'd love to be there now, even if it's on official business. I hope your time is well-spent and that you're having a blast. Nothing wrong with enjoying what you're doing right? Darn. I'd trade places with you in a split second :)

Warmsocks: Not keeping up to your end of the deal huh. Not a single peep from you, much less a daily report ;) And yes, this is a scolding.

Can't Sars me baby. And I don't mean maybe.

Yes, my heart bleeds indeed.